Hotel Moksha

If you think you're dying,

subject to our verification

that you're not lying,

welcome to Hotel Moksha.
You can die here in peace:
Salvation is guaranteed,

completely free, with ease.

Whitewashed room,

with two extra cots.
No food provided,
at no extra cost.

Thugs and Infidels

beware, and be lost !

If you are still alive,
after fifteen days,

we may ask you to leave!
There maybe many ways,
of dying, but ours' the best.

Please join the queue,
there is a test,

before we can
allow you to rest.

Hurry! call today to book

an assured place in heaven,

exclusively at Hotel Moksha.

Limited seats available.

Note:
If you're caught being naughty,

or having too much fun

we'll shove you out

to live under the sun.


Inspired by this article:
http://edition.cnn.com/interactive/2014/04/world/india-hotel-death/index.html?utm_source=On+Being+Newsletter&utm_campaign=161b8c34d4-20140502_Leonard_Mlodinow_Newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_1c66543c2f-161b8c34d4-67545261